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There's a cruise ship and on it is a magician who preforms for the passengers, and the captain of the ship has a parrot.
The captain would attend the show, but the parrot could talk and would always ruin the show and give away wwhat the magician was doing.
So one day after thhe parrot did this, the magician snaps, pulls a pistol and shoots the bird.
The bird ducks and the bullet hits a propain tank blowing the ship to bits.
The only survivors are the parrot and the magician who are floating on two pieces of wood.
The parrot looks at the magician and says, ok, i give up, where's the damn ship.
lol...
Good one.
Haha!
hahaha cool. funny joke